I don’t want to work for social media anymore. It’s a fickle god, and I may not be right for it. Although I did just start using my gf’s stripper pole and might be able to make something cute out of my dancing. But whatever becomes of that, along with fun standup clips, writings, and other things that strike my fancy will now all be posted to my Patreon.

There you can become my patron for as little as $1/month, which shows you care and support me. We all have so many subscriptions already, and honestly we should have more, to get rid of the “free” ad-based market that is contributing to the degradation of our society. So for less than you spend on homeless people every year, you can support a comedian, podcaster and weirdo who is trying to make the world a funnier place that makes more sense. You can follow me on those other things below if you really want to, but I’ll be spending less and less time there. And so should you.