What is BackYard Sluts XII? What ISN'T BackYard Sluts XII, you dumb bitch??
They didn't want us to have another anthem, so we made sure to have anthem. Cum thru to BackYard Sluts XII August 16th at 8PM. As always: killer lineup, BYOB, free snacks, & NOW a rumored Jello wrestling championship bracket. (Follow us on IG @backyardsluts for more info & NSFW updates)
August Ass Players:
Marie Foster (foreskinny vagina)
Lindsey Easterwood (sideways vagina)
Tram Trinh (regular vagina)
Colton Dowling (fagdaddy)
Elizabeth Spears (necrotic vagina)
Hosted by:
Kandace Medina (large vagina energy) &
Arielle Isaac Norman (newborn vagina)
RSVP to reserve a chair!
https://www.eventbrite.com/e/backyard-sluts-xii-tickets-66960078397
*a monthly barbaric backyard comedy show with no safe words. Glory holes not un-guaranteed.
