Ahhh the ever popular Stop Fucking Nick Cannon tees. Not only is it a great message to spread, but anywhere you wear it, you’ll get nonstop compliments. I guarantee it. You’ll also be asked my old people who that is. You can explain that he’s named his many baby mama’s many babies such atrocities as Zillion Heir, Powerful Queen, Beautiful Zeppelin, and Zion Mixolydian, the latter of which sounds like something Pfizer might’ve paid him to name a child. These shirts are those high quality Canvas tees, the ones that look and feel good on everyone. They’re available in black and white or white and black, in every size from XS to XXXL, except I didn’t bother ordering any white with black lettering in the XXL and XXXL size, cuz let’s be real, y’all only want the black ones anyhow.
To have one or more of these bad bois shipped your way, venmo me @Arielle Isaac the appropriate amount - see below, Then email me at ellen degenderless at gmail . com with your address.
1 shirt: $45
2 shirts: $75
3 Shirts: $105
Hopefully you can do the rest of this SAT question. But if you have the money to buy 4+ tees of a comedian’s website because you’re hot or have rich parents or something, then each shirt is $30 and it’s always $15 for shipping. There’s actually quite a discount if you order several shirts since shipping will at some point cost more. So there you go, a bulk discount.
I have these stickers available! If you’d like me to mail them to you, just venmo me @ArielleIsaac the appropriate amount and send me your address by emailing me at ellen degenderless at gmail . com
1 sticker = $5
2 stickers = $6
3 stickers = $7
etc.
(In other words, $1 per sticker and $4 for my time and a stamp.)