"Wow, the debut show of WPFY was such a hit we really almost healed the planet, seriously it was very close! But since then things have gotten even more "interesting" thus we're bringing out our biggest proverbial guns this month -- 

So come gather round the pulpit where Austin's best comics and storytellers pitch radical new religions (or at least give the most damning satirical sermons) to save this burning world. Bring your sins and sorrows too, because after each set we'll take confessions from the audience. Will you be blessed or denounced, absolved or condemned? Better say your prayers!

This month's heavenly lineup of clerical quacks:

ARIELLE NORMAN, Deity of Deadpan
YUSEF ROACH, Holy Shepherd of Sighs
AUSTIN SMARTT, Ballbuster of Binaries
CHRIS CASTLES, Taunter of Taboos
& JOE TULLAR, Serpent of Sarcasm

Tix are $5 but this round of sacrament's on me, your host Zaeli Kane!"